Foreword: Ordinarily, I’d recommend that you read Part 1 of Cucumber Kid before reading this. But I won’t for two reasons – 1) Part 1 was exceptionally bad, with very little of interest happening – 2) All you need to know to ‘get’ Part 2 is that he’s a kid who has all the awesomeness of a cucumber. And if you have read Part 1, please don’t point out that they don’t exactly match up, as even I could not be arsed to read the first bit again.

“Oh no, someone has stolen my baby”

It was the first thing Jack Stone heard after leaving his home that morning. He turned to face the direction from which the exclamation had orginated, and saw a man running his tits off down the street. Little did the man know that he was running directly towards Cucumber Kid, and boy would he regret it. He did regret it, as a huge cucumber’d fist came smacking into his face a second later. But oh no! As a result of such a mother of a punch, the baby had flown 50 feet into the air. Cucumber Kid was never any good at catching, and the baby was heading very much towards the floor.

“Never fear, I’ll catch that flying baby!”

You’d have expected that to be the voice of Cucumber Kid, suddenly full of baby-catching confidence. But it wasn’t. It was someone else entirely. Cucumber Kid looked on in amazement as the person from which the voice came leaped into the air to meet the screaming baby. *catch*

“Woo. Woo. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah!”, the crowd screamed. “All hail baby-catcher man, who saved baby from baby-snatcher man”. Now Cucumber Kid was angry, and he pushed baby-catcher man with all his might. But oh no! The man was falling into an unfortunately placed table of knives. They cut through his flesh like daggers, but amazingly not one drop of blood escaped from his veins.

However, the man was understandibly very upset with Cucumber Kid, and said,

“That really hurt. I’m going to get you Cucumber Kid!”

***

Four days had passed since “Mr Chop” (as the Press labelled him) had sworn to get revenge on Cucumber Kid, and in that time he’d developed then perfect plan. When Cucumber Kid wasn’t looking, he’d sneak up behind him and chop his arms off. Certainly it was the most fiendish of all plans. How could it fail?

Cucumber Kid was running in the park when he had a sudden fit…

… of laughter. It was not at anything in particular, but it was amusing nonetheless. He decided he really want to get something to eat, but he was unsure what to have. One one hand he could have an ice-cream, but a hot dog also sounded really tasty too…

Right kids! This is the part where you decide where the plot goes. Does Cucumber Kid decide to have an ice-cream or a hot dog? You decide!

He has an ice-cream.

He has a hot dog.

Choosing an option will download the rest of the story to your computer. But choose wisely, as it’ll seriously affect the conclusion of this story! *Gasp*