I’m back! Though really I was back on Friday, it’s just taken me until now to even contemplate writing a blog post. Now that I’ve contemplated it, we’ll just leave it at that.
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Are they gone? Grand! They suck.
10 Lessons learned whilst on holiday:
- Using a Gamecube carry case for hand luggage makes you look like a bit of a dick.
- When using the bathroom, always take a mobile phone with you. You may find yourself trapped due to a faulty lock.
- If you leave your room key with reception, remember to ask for the right room number when you wish to collect it.
- Evening entertainment is a terrifying experience, as all entertainers have taken to going into the crowd for “volunteers”.
- You suck at pool.
- Wearing a t-shirt displaying the slogan “Where’s Yeovil?” doesn’t go down with people from Yeovil… or anyone at all actually.
- Reading the book “The God Delusion” doesn’t go down well with religious folk… or anyone at all actually.
- Sand is just as annoying as it was last year.
- “Itchy-ass” syndrome (resulting from sitting down with wet board shorts) is just as annoying as it was last year.
- “What Happens In Vegas” is a surprisingly watchable film, especially on dull flights home.
Other Stuff:
- Charley Boorman’s new show “By Any Means” starts this Sunday on BBC2 at 8pm. Watch it.
- My new (read: my sister’s old) computer is now set up in my room, and is pretty good.
