Students and tangerines share many similarites. For one, they both tend to be out of favour amongst teachers – although admittedly for different reasons. Teachers tend to favour apples to both tangerines and students, though taking an apple for teacher will always put you above the tangerine. And remember! An apple a day keeps the Doctor away! This could be for many reasons. First of all, it is possible that apples are to Doctors what garlic is to a vampire. Though admittedly, this analogy is a little flawed, as it involves using fictional beings in a rational statement – everyone knows Doctors simply do not exist. This could be due to that the apple has indeed fulfilled it’s role of “keeping the Doctor away”, though it is more likely that Doctors always travel in pairs – much like in the ever popular “Doctor, Doctor” jokes. The patient feels that he/she must address each Doctor individually with “Doctor”, resulting in “Doctor, Doctor”. Of course, there is now an abundance of sexually confused NHS workers, more commonly referred to as “male nurses”. It is possible that the said patient could be confusing a male nurse with a Doctor, though at the same time, perhaps “Doctor, Male Nurse” just isn’t as snappy. Of course, I am not implying that only men can become Doctors, and that only females should be nurses – if anything the opposite is true. The opposite of true is also false, a word commonly seen amongst other words such as “identity”, “beard” and “penis” – like I said, these things often travel in pairs. I, of course, use the word “travel” not in a literal sense, but as personification. In conclusion, as I was saying – students and tangerines should never engage in sexual encounters with teachers.

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How important are elections to a democratic society?

Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.